a word that has been missing from the english language
This post has nothing to do with food.
You know how it's really annoying when people use the apostrophe wrong in it's and its, and you want a snappy way of saying it's wrong, but using the term "misspelled" just doesn't sit right with you? Well, this afternoon I caught one of those in our technical documentation and instantly my brain made up a new word:
I googled it and came up with nothing, so I feel safe in claiming its invention.
Typical use: "I refuse to eat at that café because they repeatedly misapostrophenate their menu items."